Finger Paint

Or, in Gracie's case, hand paints.

My Experience With ATF

No, I've never been visited by the fine folks who work for Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. However, I have experiences with each of these things.

Alcohol: Well, let's just say this problem plagued both sides of my family, i.e. there were people on both sides of the family with issues. I don't recall my mother ever having a problem with it while I was a kid, but it certainly became a problem later. It's probably still a problem now. My dad, well, I recall a few incidences with it. My memory of that time isn't so great, so I don't know the extent of the problems. He recently told me he's been sober for several years now, which is a good thing.

In any case, seeing the problems that alcohol caused in my family, I took a very cautious approach to drinking. I didn't do a whole lot of it until I was 21. I had a couple of instances in college where I definitely had more than my share. Jack and Coke. Lots of Jack, not so much Coke. Got that out of my system. These days, I will drink at a party or if I'm traveling (i.e. when someone else is paying), but I rarely drink at home, if ever.

I recently brought home a six pack of beer from the store. This is a rare thing, and it made the wife a bit nervous given my family history. She admitted to be she is being overly cautious about it, though I can certainly understand. The beer I bought is still sitting in the fridge in the garage. I did drink one of the beers. It sucked.

Tobacco: My father and my granny smoked often while growing up, so I grew up around smokers. My first "experience" smoking a cigarette was, when I was 7, granny asked me to hold her cigarette while she went to the bathroom. She was in a wheelchair, so needed both hands to navigate into and out of the bathroom. Being the curious lad I was, I put my lips to the cigarette to see what the big deal was. She caught me and told me that if she ever caught me doing that again, I'd have to smoke a whole cigarette. Considering how disgusted I was at that mini-drag I took, I decided right then and there I didn't want to smoke again.

Well, that didn't happen. Later in life, after college, I did smoke. I'd call it "socially" smoking because I would only do it with other smokers and the most number of cigarettes I've ever smoked in a day is 2. Any more than that made me ill. Once in a blue moon, I will have a smoke with someone. But I feel so disgusting afterwords. The smell that permeates everything on me. The taste in my mouth.

Speaking of the smell, every time I would come back from my dads, I would have to fumigate myself and my possessions. Everything stunk to hell and back of cigarette smoke. I was recently reminded of how badly that could smell when a co-worker of mine got a backpack from work to give to me. He is a definite smoker and the bag reeked of it.

There was a time when I was a kid when I begged my dad to stop smoking. I used all the usual arguments people use, at least as well I could make them at about 12, but the main reason I remember is that it was just disgusting. I eventually gave up asking him to do so when I realized that there was nothing I could say to make him quit. I'm sure he's still doing it to this day and, unless he decides otherwise, he won't quit until he dies.

Firearms: My one experience with firearms was with a bee-bee gun that some adult associated with my mom let me fire. We went to some place around Boulder Creek (where we lived at the time) and found a place in the woods where we set up some cans. I got to do some target practice. Other than fake firearms (e.g. video games), I've had no experience with real firearms.

I believe people should have the right to bear firearms. It is, after all, in the Second Amendment. If people want to have guns in accordance with the various laws, I'm cool with that. In fact, I tend to agree with Robert Heinlein who is often quoted as saying "An armed society is a polite society." Banning guns will only keep guns out of the good guys hands. All this being said, it is unlikely that I will be purchasing or carrying a gun anytime soon.

As Much Skating As Jaden Can

Which consisted of a lot of this.

How I Rate Music

One of the things I am doing right now is trying to rate all of the music I have sucked into iTunes from my CD collection. The main reason: I want to be able to make playlists based on my ratings. However, I have a couple thousand tracks and, quite frankly, I don't want to listen to them all.

iTunes lets you rate tracks with 1 thru 5 stars. The theory is that 4 and 5 star tracks will be listened to a lot, 3 stars occasionally, 2 rarely, and 1 not at all. There are Applescripts on the net that should help in generating those playlists.

Anyway, back to rating. Some of the tracks, of course, are very familiar and I can make a pretty good judgement within a few seconds of listening. Or I can just continue to listen to the track. The problem is that there are a lot of songs I don't know know so well. This is what happens when you buy a CD for a couple of songs. Do I really want to listen to it all? Of course not.

What I've been doing is listening to the first 30 seconds or so and clicking through at various parts of the songs to get a feel for the song. If there is some sense of familiarity, I will assign it an appropriate value. Otherwise, I try and make a quick judgment about whether or not I will tolerate the song. It seems like I'm just making a half-assed guess in all cases. I have no clue.

I guess it boils down to a couple of things:

  • Is it a familiar song that I like? 4 or 5 depending on how much.
  • Is it a familiar song that I kind of like? 3.
  • Is it a song I don't mind listening to once in a while? 2.
  • Is it a song I never want to hear again? 1.
  • Is it an unfamiliar song that I might want to listen to again? 3, else 2.

For giggles, here's the 10 most recent songs I've rated 5 during this project. Note I use the term 'album' below instead of CD, only because that's how I'm used to referring to them. It's like how people of my grandparents generation refer to "Dinner" as what we now call "Lunch" and "Supper" as what we now call "Dinner." Don't like it? Too bad!

Anyway, here's the list:

  1. There's No Way Out of Here off David Gilmour's self-titled album
  2. Hotel California (Live) off Hell Freezes Over by The Eagles
  3. Conquest of Paradise off the 1492: The Conquest of Paradise by Vangelis
  4. Girls on Film on Decade by Duran Duran
  5. Polka Your Eyes Out off Off The Deep End by Weird Al Yankovic
  6. One Of These Days off of a Pink Floyd ROIO of the Pulse tour.
  7. The Ballad of Dick and Jane off Live by Pinkard and Bowden
  8. Joe's Garage off the Frank Zappa album of the same name
  9. After The Thrill Is Gone off of One Of These Nights by The Eagles
  10. The Kids In The Hall theme off of Televisions Greatest Hits, Volume 7

Why Am I Crying?

I've been writing about some things that have made me sad enough to cry lately, and it has made me think about the question of why. Oh sure, I can think of things you might understand being sad about, such as my grandma Hattie passing away. It's not as if, say, a beach I used to go to when I was a kid,particular television shows I watched as a kid, or anything else thatmay have happened in my past was particularly sad. If anything, those were happy things, and yet at times I will think about them and I will be sad.

I started thinking about the most recent post where I wrote about how I broke my arm at Bonny Doon Beach. I started hunting the net trying to find pictures of that beach because I had a hard time remembering what exactly it looked like. There aren't a ton of publicly posted pictures of that beach for obvious reasons: it is, or at least was, a nude beach. Oh I'm sure people have pictures of that beach in their private collections. But posting pictures of nude people just being nude, well, there's something wrong with that, at least in the good ole US of A.

Anyway, the pictures I was able to find were very different. Specifically, I was trying to see where the cove is supposed to be. There used to be a clearer separation between the cove and the rest of the beach. I remember walking through what was a kind of a large "hole" in a cliff to get over to the cove. Kind of like at Natural Bridges State Park in California, where I stole this picture from:

The more recent pictures I can find of Bonny Doon of the "entrance" to the cove area show the top part of the "natural bridge" completely gone. That along with the fact the beach is becoming a state park and could possibly lose it's clothing-optional status makes me sadder than it perhaps should. And I realized what it was that made me sad about this--this is something I had no reason to believe would change, and here it is changing.That makes me sad--enough to cry.

Going back through some of the other seemingly ridiculous things that have made me cry over the years (e.g. TV Shows, songs, music), it seems that it's the fact that those things are different or totally non-existent now is what bothers me. For example, I can't even begin to explain to my son how cool Sesame Street used to be. Now at least I can show him, thanks to YouTube, though of course he doesn't quite get most of it. I rented one of the Electric Company DVDs from NetFlix and showed him. He liked a few of the bits, particularly the Spiderman stuff, but didn't care for the rest of it.

I'm a gadget freak, and in the world of gadgets, things change quickly. My job, despite having the same employer for eight years, has changed in numerous ways. My kids change every day. It's not as if I can't deal with change. I guess there are some things that are meaningful to me and, for whatever reason, I don't think should change, but do. And in the right circumstances, well, the water works begins.

I guess that's another one of those things that makes me, um, whatever I am.

Segway!

Yup, I've seen a Segway in person. quite cool!

Vox Hunt: It Better Be Good

What's the first image that comes up when you Google your name?

Various pictures of my second book:

Essential Check Point FireWall-1 NG: An Installation, Configuration, and Troubleshooting Guide

Dameon D. Welch-Abernathy

My Own Theme--Sort Of

The folks at Vox have sort of made it possible to "make your own theme." Really, all they did is give you the ability to upload a custom banner and pick from a series of sides and text colors. Since I am not all that artistic, I decided that I would take a little bit from this picture and turn it into my banner. Let me know what you think.

Vox Hunt: Personal Best

Show us the best picture you took in 2006.
Submitted by Captured Moments.

It's really hard to choose, to be honest. Here's a couple. First one actually turned out a little different than I expected because of an error in the software controlling the camera for the Nokia E70. The colors came out more pastel-like or something after a while. The effect was kind of neat in these two:


This next one was amazing because I've never seen so many jellyfish at the surface of the ocean in my life! It came out surprisingly good.

Next one is my daughter:


And finally one of Jaden from Easter:

QotD: Don't Worry, It'll Heal

How many bones have you broken? Yours or someone else's?

When I was 8, I broke my arm--at a nude beach.

When I was a kid, my mom would take me to Bonny Doon Beach, a nude beach approximately 11 miles north of Santa Cruz, CA (incidentally, there are a number of nude beaches north of Santa Cruz along Highway 1). I went to a number of them as a kid, but Bonny Doon was always my mom's favorite. I bet I could still find it if I tried. It's not like these things have signs, though.

Just getting to the sand involves crossing railroad tracks and climbing down a cliff. Not terribly hard at that age, However, the best part of this beach involves climbing over and down another rock formation, into an area called "the cove." This area is by far the best part of the beach as it is relatively sheltered from the ocean breeze. The vast majority of the usual crowd hangs out at this part of the beach and sunbathes completely nude.

(And if you're wondering, yes, I saw my mom nude. All the time. Same with her long-time boyfriend. And a lot of other people at that beach too. Nothing sexual happened there, at least when I was there.)

Anyway, one day my mom had brought a friend of mine to the beach and I wanted to go play outside of the cove so we had a bit more space. The cove did not have a ton of space and I wanted to play ball with my friend. Unfortunately, I was being stupid and tried to carry this ball in one hand and hold onto the rope to climb out of the cove with the other. And yup, it was a bad idea.

I fell from pretty high. When I was a kid, I'd say the fall was 10 feet. Now I think it was more like 20. Can't be sure, of course. But anyway, I fell and hit the sand. My right wrist snapped like a twig (6 places, I found out later). My hand and part of my wrist was like an inch above the rest of my arm. It looked bad. Fortunately, one of the people there was a nurse and was able to get me fixed up enough that I might be able to get out of there without doing any more damage. I have no idea how I managed to get out of the cove with only one functional hand, but I did.

Seven weeks and two casts later, my arm was back to normal. Sort of. I did lose part of the function of my wrist, namely the ability to turn my right palm face up without bringing in my elbow significantly. Without moving my elbow, I can only manage to turn my palm to a vertical position. It's not something I think about all that much since I've had a quarter century to get used to it. It did come into play when I had to have my arms poke-tested for allergies last year, and it comes up in randomly from time to time.

I don't think I ever went back to that beach after that, or at least not too many times that I can remember. Maybe I was getting too old to go, I don't know. I'd like to go back there someday, if nothing else to go one of the few places that my fellow man hasn't changed at all since I was last there.

Oh, crap.It's about to become a State Park and possibly lose the legal ability to be "clothing optional." Not that I care about that so much. What is a bit concerning is that of the pictures I've been able to find online of that beach, almost none of them are how I remember it. Specifically, the cove (at the far right-end of the beach) appears to be no more. The cliff that I had to climb that I broke my arm on appears to be gone.

I better stop before I go too much farther down this rathole. It's making me sad, and it's late.