Jukebox Hero

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C'mon, you know you love it.

Michael Jackson and The Beatles Together on iTunes

Anyone who regularly listens to No Agenda has probably heard the idea that Michael Jackson was murdered--likely for his music catalog. He did own the rights to the Beatles back catalog, which I imagine is worth quite a bit of money. Not to mention all the music he made.

Therefore, I find it a "coincidence, I think NOT!" that Michael Jackson and The Beatles are showing up together on iTunes. Just saying.

The Hoffachino

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Irreducible Complexity Cut Down to Size

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This is about evolution and how to debunk creationists. However, what I was thinking about when I heard this wasn't about biology, but about contemporary technology and how it "evolved" in much the same way: things started out simple and "evolved" to far more complex things. If you look hard enough, you could reduce that complexity down to relatively simple parts.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

via deadseriousnews.com

I can't find this on any "proper" news source, so I am going to assume this parody. I do wonder how long it's going to take before something like this becomes a real news story, though,

Most Post 9/11 Airport Security Measures: A Waste of Money and Time

Exactly two things have made airplane travel safer since 9/11: reinforcing the cockpit door, and convincing passengers they need to fight back. Everything else has been a waste of money. Add screening of checked bags and airport workers and we're done. Take all the rest of the money and spend it on investigation and intelligence.

via nytimes.com

The above two are exceptions to the rule. Every other "security measure" that travelers have experienced since 11 September 2001 have been little more than security theater.

Proof Positive that the government rates body scanner resisters as “Non-Islamic Domestic Terrorists”

Alternatively, the government has labeled anyone opposing abortion, illegal immigration, or members of the "alternative media" as "domestic extremists." Such designations were made infamous by the leaked "MIAC Memo," a shortened reference to the "strategic report" issued by the Missouri Information Analysis Center dated 20 February 2009. Careful research will show that the memo, which was a law enforcement work product that was actually limited in its intended dissemination, was rebuffed by DHS officials and later "retracted." Government officials downplayed its intent after the publication went "viral." It was defended as a training aid that was overblown and taken out of context.

Subsequent assurances have been made by the federal government that no such designations exist, at least not in the context of surveillance or other oversight measures of anyone but enemies who pose actual threats to our homeland. These assurances have been parroted by the corporate media shilling for Napolitano and others, who further imply that assertions to the contrary are nothing but conspiratorial nonsense that have no basis in fact. Visits to politically polarized Internet forums and web sites will find pundits and posters disparaging anyone who would fall for such conspiratorial nonsense. They demand proof through publication of the existence of closely guarded and classified memos, lists, and documents that detail such designations. Absent of such proof, they vociferously contend that it simply does not exist.

To provide insight to those who are concerned over the direction our current leadership is taking our national security, perhaps we should refer to DHS source document IA-0233-09 dated 26 March 2009 titled "Domestic Extremist Lexicon." It is an eleven page document prepared by the Strategic Analysts Group and the Extremism Radicalization Branch, Homeland Environment Threat Analysis Division.

via homelandsecurityus.com

It all started with The Patriot Act…

The EFF Calls the Naked Body Scanners "$2.4 Billion Worth of Security Theater"

The Transportation Security Administration is feeling public heat these days over its combination of whole-body scanners and heavy-handed pat-down searches, and deservedly so.

There's no question that reform is needed to curtail TSA's excesses. We especially applaud the Electronic Privacy Information Center's efforts to increase public awareness about the body scanners. But will the heat now being generated produce the kind of light we really need?

Consider, for instance, the all-too-common response that we need to accept the indignity and invasiveness of the body scanners and pat-down searches in order to be safer. That response assumes that body scanners actually make us safer — a dubious assumption that we explore below.

via eff.org

If these machines were truly effective, you know who'd be using them? The Israelis. And you know what? They don't. And yet, somehow, the security in Ben Gurion International Airport hasn't been breached in 8 years.

Errata Security: I was just detained by the TSA

TSA: Don't you have normal operating procedures at your work?
Me: Yes
TSA: How would you like it if somebody came to your work and disrupted your procedures? How would you like it if people took pictures of you at your work?
Me: I don't work for the government. Government agencies need to be accountable to the public, and therefore suffer disruptions like this.
TSA: Not all parts of the government are accountable to the public, especially the TSA.
Me: Wow. No, ALL parts of the government are accountable to the people, especially the TSA. I'm not sure what type of country you think we live in.

via erratasec.blogspot.com

A Special Message from the TSA

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The "Freedom Frisk."