I don't get the tamper-proof stickers. At all. :P

No, LinkedIn, I do not "picture myself at <Redacted> as a Lead Software Developer." :facepalm:

the one thing I do have to return is the hard drive (or in this case, the SSD). I can somewhat understand that…

Wow, my IBM T43 has a very loud processor fan. Given how old that damn thing is, it's probably not worth replacing, even though they can be had for minimal cost on eBay.

I'm not sure what the official policy is, but I've managed to keep mine. Then again, I've kept all my laptops "in use" for at least 3 years, thus they have little residual value (except maybe for parts).

It was my work laptop for at least 3 years… now I just use it for "lab" stuff. The same fate awaits my X230. :P

It's a Lenovo but it's a different one (an X201 running Windows 10).

Really need to figure out why this machine just randomly powers off with no warning…

If the slug exists on an older post on .info, use that. I'm ok with the current URL scheme going forward.