PhoneBoy Says

My daughter is very excited about the new laptop. Patience, child, it's not upgraded and cleansed of crapware yet.

I'm wondering if I'm finally getting that stomach bug my family had last week. :/

@matigo this [www.newegg.com], but I got it $30 cheaper. My daughter will be getting this.

Just got a new PC with Windows 8 on it. What an absolute shitshow. Loading Windows 10 ASAP.

Feeling especially efficient today.

I've tried unsuccessfully for the last two hours to fall asleep. This is very not good.

@matigo and we'll see a generation of overweight Japanese people.

@matigo editor. Yes it will record. @cano @jeremycherfas

@matigo yeah we do things bug in 'Murica. Which is why we're fat.

@matigo if by Japanese you mean tiny, sure.