Showing your step counter stats is the new "my dick is bigger than yours" tech douchebag move.

2015-04-18T23:47:47Z

@matigo that's the basic plan. :)

2015-04-18T23:43:12Z

@matigo I have a big yard. In part of it I removed moss. Then I mowed. Five hours later…

2015-04-18T23:14:07Z

Almost did 10k steps in my yard today. I don't think I need a walk today.

2015-04-18T23:02:39Z

Such a small area of grass, so much moss. #rebelsauce: https://instagram.com/p/1oQAM1rEQz/ #instagram

2015-04-18T20:09:12Z

Maybe later I can use this MacBook Pro as an actual laptop for the first time in ever.

2015-04-18T16:16:11Z

Now the new MacBook Pro battery is ACTUALLY PLUGGED IN. :P

2015-04-18T16:14:23Z

Shit, it's nearly 2am and I'm wide awake.

2015-04-18T08:51:14Z

What am I going to do with this swelling MacBook Pro battery?

2015-04-18T08:01:05Z

This swollen MacBook Pro battery was pushing against the touchpad. Quite problematic.: https://instagram.com/p/1m7sMTrEeF/ #instagram

2015-04-18T07:49:14Z