Fox News is just reading tweets now. If I want to do that I'll just read Twitter myself. #noagenda #AndNowBackToRealNews
Attempted to extract moss from my lawn. Two wheelbarrows full later, I'm sore and tired. And need allergy meds.
Been a while since I've seen Jehovah's Witnesses at my door. Yes, the No Soliciting sign refers to you, too.
My wife just discovered how easy it is to permanently delete an email on iOS mail.app.
Got both cats attention, albeit briefly. #rebelsauce: https://instagram.com/p/z6LfdWLEXh/ #instagram