The Tides are getting ready to beat the Seahawks. #RollTides: http://instagram.com/p/slb2e3rEZN/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/WIW0syKY

2014-09-06T01:10:21Z

@matigo yikes….

2014-09-05T14:30:15Z

@matigo he probably doesn't understand that all those APs probably make his issues worse…

2014-09-05T14:26:33Z

I'm not a Seahawks fan. In the NFL or in high school. :) #TidePride #RollTides

2014-09-05T13:51:17Z

Goodnight from the 253

2014-09-05T06:48:33Z

@matigo GTA :)

2014-09-05T06:40:35Z

Is being from an area code a uniquely (North) American thing?

2014-09-05T06:32:18Z

The field where my fucks are grown…
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It is barren.

2014-09-04T23:29:49Z

"Hacking" iCloud for Deleted Celebrity Nudes [securitytheater.phoneboy.com]
A lot of noise has been made recently about some nude celebrity photos that have made their way around the Internet, such as those of Jennifer Lawrence. Lo and behold: there they were.

2014-09-04T20:12:04Z

Hate to say it, but most of Twitter's users give zero fucks about third party services or clients.

2014-09-04T18:16:12Z