Waiting for hours in Dulles for a flight to Seattle was not how I planned to spend the 4th of July.

2014-07-05T00:23:58Z

And the gate change announcement with new departure time. Another 90 minutes. Lovely.

2014-07-04T23:58:26Z

One benefit of being delayed and in first class: I can get a drink.: http://instagram.com/p/qDBeSQrEUu/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/ZZW8pW4w

2014-07-04T23:22:37Z

Now they're saying we're going to have to switch planes. Fuck. Me.

2014-07-04T23:13:56Z

"Your 543pm flight to Seattle is delayed due to aircraft maintenance." No shit, United. Still on the ground at IAD.

2014-07-04T22:57:16Z

Still on the ground in Dull Ass. Some sort of maintenance issue, United claims.

2014-07-04T22:20:51Z

United upgraded me out of steerage class for the IAD SEA flight.: http://instagram.com/p/qCynglrEXb/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/ZZW8pW4w

2014-07-04T21:08:43Z

Looking forward to getting back on the plane so I can sleep…

2014-07-04T20:39:09Z

There's a special place in hell for the folks who decided there should be no TSA PreCheck in Dulles after an international arrival.
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2014-07-04T19:32:16Z

America, fuck yeah!
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2014-07-04T18:25:19Z