Sure Happy It's Thursday.

2014-06-19T14:04:48Z

Wow my phone dropped to 1% really quickly. Think my battery may need replacing.

2014-06-19T04:52:11Z

Thinking it might be whiskey-o-clock.

2014-06-19T03:14:31Z

So #uncarrier5 is a 7 day free trial of an iPhone 5s and #uncarrier6 is free music streaming. Ok, then.

2014-06-19T02:17:16Z

Amazon Fire Phone. Zero fucks given.

2014-06-18T18:59:10Z

Happy Wednesday people

2014-06-18T14:04:42Z

Fuck it's 3pm and I have not had lunch.

2014-06-17T21:53:22Z

Ok so Slingshot. Yeah. We'll see how long this lasts. I'm PhoneBoy if you care.

2014-06-17T18:24:43Z

What is my favorite moment from high school? #audio
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2014-06-17T18:11:13Z

Unicorns and rainbows, unicorns and rainbows, unicorns and rainbows! GOD DAMN IT I SAID UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!

2014-06-17T17:48:42Z