Dear Microsoft Outlook: Just once I wish you've give me a useful error message that actually says what's wrong rather than tell me to go fuck myself.

Whipping actual cream for my coffee: win!: http://instagram.com/p/oyNWKlLEeD/ #instagram

@matigo there the compelling reason is: "lack of security updates." But I'm guessing your employer doesn't care about that. @chriskrycho

@matigo consider that rolling out an upgrade to hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of machines is a shedload of work. There needs to be a compelling reason beyond "new shiny shiny" to the business to go through that pain. @chriskrycho

And any fool knows a dog needs a home. A shelter from pigs on the wing. #MondayNightDanceParty

We would zig-zag our way through the boredom and pain occasionally glancing up through the rain wondering which of the buggers to blame #MondayNightDanceParty

It's Jay-Z! He's got a kid on each knee! #MondayNightDanceParty

If an empty train in a railway station calls you to it's destination, would you choose another track? #MondayNightDanceParty

Requesting Pigs On The Wing [www.youtube.com] by Pink Floyd Event: MondayNightDanceParty [vidcast-app.net] #MondayNightDanceParty