It's sad that "Microsoft bringing the Start menu back" is news.

2014-04-02T20:59:14Z

@matigo i don't think the compound interest formula takes into account system uptime… >.<

2014-03-31T14:21:37Z

Clearly I need more sleep.

2014-03-31T14:15:52Z

I've offended someone on Twitter that doesn't even follow me. Awesome!

2014-03-30T16:18:14Z

Yeah it's Saturday night and I'm doing work. What the fuck is wrong with me?

2014-03-30T07:29:06Z

You Europeans are so behind the times. Us Uhmericans moved our clocks forward weeks ago.

2014-03-30T06:37:26Z

Truphone's rates aren't the highway robbery that roaming with AT&T would be to AU. http://pic.favd.net/26967117

2014-03-29T06:05:20Z

Aussie friends: I have an upcoming trip to your fine country. What's the best way to get a SIM with some data?

2014-03-29T05:23:28Z

A physical PayPal card. How quaint. http://pic.favd.net/26942070

2014-03-28T22:49:50Z

"Noah" must be trending because of all the fucking rain right now.

2014-03-28T20:28:22Z