I have a strange addiction for #MondayNightDanceParty

2014-03-18T02:54:17Z

Damn you politically correct autocorrect. I can’t even type pervy without it being corrected to something that’s not.

2014-03-18T02:53:33Z

You call this a glitch?

2014-03-18T01:53:02Z

It's only a glitch, a temporary setback.

2014-03-18T01:52:44Z

Dick, I'm very disappointed.

2014-03-18T01:52:07Z

Anytime they say 95% of a large number of people agree to something, I call bullshit.

2014-03-16T20:47:15Z

I mean I totally understand people's reaction to shit that happened on the Interwebz and I know personally how bad trolls can be, but seriously: there has to be a way to win.

2014-03-16T18:55:06Z

I've been on the Interwebz more than half my life and it still amazes me how often the trolls win.

2014-03-16T18:53:20Z

Speaking of Post Club Achievements, I seem to be taking my sweet time to hit Breakfast Club status.

2014-03-16T18:32:27Z

I hope to God my children sleep in tomorrow.

2014-03-16T08:01:15Z