PhoneBoy Says

I've got secrets but not enough people to share them with, apparently. http://pic.favd.net/21373076

People talk about how the sausage is made. Why don't we talk about how the bacon is made?

Apparently adding Twitter Cards support for phoneboy.com wasn't difficult. So I did.

What's this with people changing account names or just using different accounts entirely? Am I not a cool kid for cashing in on this trend somehow?

Starbucks should have a larger variety of music playing in their stores. I hear the same songs. Every. Fucking. Day.

When did my life become generating a series of PPT and DOC files?

Clearly I need to go to bed.

I can't spell VW but I've got a Porsche.

This band wins for playing the most recognizable songs.

Where's Charlie Brown? They're playing his song!