When I heard "straightening the curves, flattening the hills" as a kid, I wasn't thinking of applying it to this. http://pic.favd.net/18282067

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 374: Candlestick Memories [phoneboy.com]
In a departure from my usual topics on PhoneBoy Speaks, I'm going to talk a little about Candlestick Park, a place near and dear to my heart as a San Francisco Bay Area native and a 49ers fan.

That moment when you see a rat in your garage. And find evidence it's been there.

Because my Christmas Tree needed some #49ers action (courtesy of the boy): Image [photos.app.net]

The kids made out like bandits. And the grandparents haven't even come over yet.

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 373: Christmas 2013 [phoneboy.com]
My thoughts on whatever.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except Santa.

While I'm glad everyone is so festive, I gotta be honest, folks, it's a stressful time of year for me.

Jon Kitna will earn more for a weekend as an NFL QB than all year as a high school teacher. That's what wrong with our country.