You should not find obvious errors in your PowerPoint presentation while presenting to the customer. #protip

Updating Java 5 mins before a webcast may not be the most winning of moves.

Updating Java. In more ways than one.

@matigo definitely seeing that on my own site too. I almost want to put a page on /wp-admin that shows a middle finger to whoever visits it.

@matigo Starbucks WiFi here is shit. Mostly because they use AT&T. Who is the ISP in the Land of the Rising Sun for Starbucks?

Alrighty then. Back to real life.

Screaming at NFL stupidness.

I am real. The question is: are the rest of you?

"I was a very curious child with a 1200 baud modem." An excellent answer to the question of how you got into InfoSec.

I guess I should arrange to sell my 64GB Verizon iPhone 4S now. Any takers?