Timezones can die in a fire right after daylight saving time.

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 319: It Still Works [phoneboy.com]
A story involving a discman, a battery charger, and the lights in my driveway.

I would have preferred to sleep in, but for some reason we send kids back to school the morning after Halloween.

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Ad repeats infinitely #threewordscarystories

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Trouser snake bites #threewordscarystories

I am naked #threewordscarystories #toomuchinformation

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