Paris Hilton breeds #threewordscarystories

2013-11-01T02:03:42Z

President Rush Limbaugh #threewordscarystories

2013-11-01T02:00:11Z

Microsoft buys Nokia #threewordscarystories

2013-11-01T01:58:57Z

Twitter kills API #threewordscarystories

2013-11-01T01:58:29Z

Tea Party President #threewordscarystory

2013-11-01T01:56:52Z

Sponsored by GoDaddy #threewordscarystories

2013-11-01T01:55:50Z

Fuck, I can't type.

2013-11-01T01:47:19Z

The boy has decided he's too old to Trick or Treat. He's outside handing out candy. I'm sitting inside.

2013-11-01T01:44:42Z

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, call me Deacon Blues.

2013-10-31T23:30:24Z

I can now say I've had Count Chocula cereal.

2013-10-31T14:44:05Z