Need to drive to Philly but feel like I've been extruded through a garlic press.

"Two factor [authentication] is better, but twice as annoying." -- Bruce Schneier.

Can't believe how exhausted I am.

Nice to be out of the monkey suit. However, my compadres have fled Harrisburg. I don't blame them.

Can't decide if I'm a Blues Brother or from Men In Black. favd.net/pic/12371181

Mnahmnah! #MondayNightDanceParty

Getting my #deskface on for #MondayNightDanceParty #cheersclub - bli.ms/15613

Oh shit, there is #mondaynightdanceparty? I need booze and Internetz, hang tight!