I didn't want the credit card offer the first time you announced it on the flight, US Air.

2013-10-06T20:35:36Z

Taking forever to get to the gate in PHL

2013-10-06T20:29:42Z

Meanwhile's the Seahawks met Luck and we're not so lucky. #nfl

2013-10-06T20:28:35Z

So the Saints and the Chiefs are 5-0? Wow. Never would have called that. #NFL

2013-10-06T20:27:07Z

Wheels down PHL.

2013-10-06T20:24:02Z

The one bright spot on this crap exit row seat is the empty one next to me. favd.net/pic/12259244

2013-10-06T19:17:39Z

So it's #babymonday this time? Good thing some baby pictures were found in my mother's things. Now, which one?

2013-10-06T19:10:28Z

After seeing him in a Tampax ad, I will never think of Spongebob Squarepants the same way again.

2013-10-06T17:33:42Z

ADN from 39,000 feet. #adnmilehighclub

2013-10-06T16:30:43Z

Pretty shitty seat for an exit row. No legroom and a hard wall between seats. favd.net/pic/12249284

2013-10-06T15:20:11Z