Getting my #deskface on for #MondayNightDanceParty. Frosty barley pop in hand. - bli.ms/14654

2013-09-10T03:13:41Z

Shorting stock is perverse. I mean where else but the stock market can you make money on something losing value?

2013-09-10T02:45:03Z

I just used Microsoft and fellatio in the same sentence. I'm sorry. #noimnot

2013-09-09T18:02:45Z

Skype is like the teeth on Microsoft's attempt to give the mobile operators fellatio. And they bite. Hard.

2013-09-09T18:00:33Z

As nice as Windows Phone is, Microsoft needs to suck more Operator cock for it to have any hope of succeeding.

2013-09-09T17:57:13Z

I don't get mad on conference calls often.
Today was one of those days.

2013-09-09T14:41:39Z

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 266: The NFL Fumbled The Ball http://phoneboy.com/5616/phoneboy-speaks-ep-266-the-nfl-fumbled-the-ball

2013-09-09T14:25:55Z

The mental fog, she is still heavy.

2013-09-09T12:52:29Z

Hmmm more Yawpage.

2013-09-09T04:30:48Z

Marco Polo with Smoke Detectors. Turned out to be the one upstairs requiring a ladder. Least it was at 8pm instead of 3am.

2013-09-09T04:26:27Z