PhoneBoy Says

So the iPhone 5S will be able to tell apps what I already know: That I sit on my ass all day.

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2013-09-10T17:47:33Z

2013-09-10T13:56:43Z

Black Flag followed by Bananarama. Yup, only on #MondayNightDanceParty

2013-09-10T04:17:00Z

Apparently two officiating wrongs made a right in the Green Bay vs San Fran game. http://m.espn.go.com/general/blogs/blogpost

2013-09-10T04:11:30Z

My timeline is full of #MondayNightDanceParty broadcasts :)

2013-09-10T03:54:35Z

Getting my 8-bit on! #MondayNightDanceParty

2013-09-10T03:36:25Z

Getting my #deskface on for #MondayNightDanceParty. Frosty barley pop in hand. - bli.ms/14654

2013-09-10T03:13:41Z

Shorting stock is perverse. I mean where else but the stock market can you make money on something losing value?

2013-09-10T02:45:03Z

I just used Microsoft and fellatio in the same sentence. I'm sorry. #noimnot

2013-09-09T18:02:45Z

Skype is like the teeth on Microsoft's attempt to give the mobile operators fellatio. And they bite. Hard.

2013-09-09T18:00:33Z