We've already lost the 4th Amendment. Surely the 5th isn't too far behind?

2013-08-27T17:15:56Z

Twerking is a thing? Really. SMH.

2013-08-27T14:25:50Z

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 253: The Science is Not In! http://phoneboy.com/5588/phoneboy-speaks-ep-253-the-science-is-not-in

2013-08-27T14:03:47Z

I guess I should go to bed or something.

2013-08-27T06:46:25Z

My podcast stats depress me.
I shouldn't look at them.

2013-08-27T06:06:59Z

Oh yeah, I'm home.

2013-08-27T06:01:16Z

Wheels down SEA

2013-08-27T04:26:26Z

Sad #deskface.
No#mondaynightdanceparty
photos.app.net/9813289/1

2013-08-27T02:35:24Z

AIS to SEA

2013-08-27T02:31:54Z

Wait, when did Michael J. Fox return to TV?

2013-08-27T02:21:59Z