Hey NSA: you lied to our elected officials. Multiple times. We should believe anything you say why, exactly?

BREAKING: on September 10th, Apple will announce something. And every tech douchebag will foam at the mouth.

As Adam Curry says, there are no secrets, only information you don't yet have.

Power's out in Gig Harbor. Guess the lightning took something out somewhere.

The NFL has disappointed me once again. No NFL Audio Pass on my iPhone. Even though I paid for it. #fail

It's pretty clear if you don't want the NSA to spy on you, don't use computers or mobile phones.

Today is apparently "questions from n00bs" day.

My stomach is generally unhappy.

Sadly I cannot participate in the #parentswithsmartphones hashtag.
I have never received a text message from my parents. Ever.
And, at this point, never will.