Seriously, y'all, if you're missing Global Pre-IFTTT/PourOver invasion, just use the Conversations view on Alpha or in a supporting client like Felix. You will thank me.

2013-07-27T02:38:21Z

DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY!

2013-07-26T23:59:44Z

The principal, he will give me TP!

2013-07-26T23:56:29Z

I AM CORNHOLIO!

2013-07-26T23:52:58Z

Want to find your first ADN post for #yearone?
Easy,go to http://searchadn.net, authenticate, click on Advanced, scroll down and enter -1 in Generic Options and your User ID (which helpfully provided on the page).
Hit search and your first post pops up.

2013-07-26T23:48:50Z

Test [phoneboy.com]
(Test)[http://phoneboy.com]

2013-07-26T21:04:05Z

I am in your network sniffing your packets.

2013-07-26T16:55:09Z

Yes, I just said shitizens. Because that's how our governments treat us.

2013-07-26T15:32:19Z

Shit, If I'm going to pay $85 for TSA Pre Check, I'll pay $100 for Global Entry.

2013-07-26T15:17:06Z

Today's #audiomo Challenge: They're Back
chimp.li/a/8094148

2013-07-26T15:11:32Z