20 billion nickels. Don't think the thought didn't occur to Samsung.

2013-06-27T06:36:59Z

Isn't that ironic, don't you think?

2013-06-27T05:18:11Z

Hey look, the first file I put in my ADN File Storage. Found easily with Filez :)

Who can best solve your firewall problem [files.app.net]?

2013-06-27T04:16:16Z

Don't tape my junk.

2013-06-27T03:07:42Z

From SoundCloud: Social Networking in the 17th Century http://bit.ly/139hAGQ

2013-06-27T01:24:17Z

You hang around Starbucks enough, they start giving you stuff for free. Without redeeming stars :)

2013-06-27T00:34:07Z

It's increasingly clear we need more Shitizen Media. #noagenda

2013-06-27T00:17:39Z

Attempting to rationalize disparate proposals into a sort of template.
Eventually I'm going to have to write one of these myself.

2013-06-26T23:28:52Z

How you know you're an adult: you're actually excited when you get new clothes.

2013-06-26T18:16:06Z

The abortion and gay marriage wins are our consolation prices for losing the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendment.

2013-06-26T16:11:25Z