Treat people as shitizens. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T17:58:18Z

Declare the American Dream "just getting by." #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:33:49Z

Pretend to not continue the failed policies of your predecessor that you vowed to change when getting elected. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:31:33Z

Drone US citizens without due process. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:24:42Z

Give everyone free health care while taking away full-time jobs from those who can afford it least. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:18:05Z

Take more money from everyone and tell them "it's for your own good." #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:16:39Z

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2013-03-30T15:24:26Z

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2013-03-30T15:16:08Z

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2013-03-30T05:03:13Z

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2013-03-30T04:20:39Z