When I first started using Nokia phones, this is what their ring sounded like. - bli.ms/6808

Treat people as shitizens. #HowToBeLikeObama

Declare the American Dream "just getting by." #HowToBeLikeObama

Pretend to not continue the failed policies of your predecessor that you vowed to change when getting elected. #HowToBeLikeObama

Drone US citizens without due process. #HowToBeLikeObama

Give everyone free health care while taking away full-time jobs from those who can afford it least. #HowToBeLikeObama

Take more money from everyone and tell them "it's for your own good." #HowToBeLikeObama

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 103: Apple and Podcasting http://bit.ly/XOqVvq

Don't want to get up yet. - hashpan.com/6791