When I first started using Nokia phones, this is what their ring sounded like. - bli.ms/6808
Pretend to not continue the failed policies of your predecessor that you vowed to change when getting elected. #HowToBeLikeObama
Give everyone free health care while taking away full-time jobs from those who can afford it least. #HowToBeLikeObama
Take more money from everyone and tell them "it's for your own good." #HowToBeLikeObama