Win Nobel Peace Prize, kill brown people in foreign countries. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T20:20:04Z

How is it that you can't use the SoundCloud app to actually manage your tracks?

2013-03-30T19:04:10Z

The bli.ms home page is a great way to see what media people are putting on app.net using bli.ms powered apps. Wonder how feasible it'd be to get a realtime feed of all media (including non-bli.ms stuff)?

2013-03-30T18:49:36Z

When I first started using Nokia phones, this is what their ring sounded like. - bli.ms/6808

2013-03-30T18:39:21Z

Look ma, here's a bli.ms/cast :) - bli.ms/6807

2013-03-30T18:37:55Z

Treat people as shitizens. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T17:58:18Z

Declare the American Dream "just getting by." #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:33:49Z

Pretend to not continue the failed policies of your predecessor that you vowed to change when getting elected. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:31:33Z

Drone US citizens without due process. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:24:42Z

Give everyone free health care while taking away full-time jobs from those who can afford it least. #HowToBeLikeObama

2013-03-30T16:18:05Z