Summary of the State of the Union speech: we're fucked. Give us all your money, slaves. #noagenda

Whoever designed VMware's management products needs to be taken out back and shot.

I bought Ice Cream Castle today. I remember getting a cheap cassette knock-off as a kid at the Flea Market. Still a fun album. Takes me back to when I was a young teen.

I am finally getting to the League of Easily Distracted Gentlemen in my podcast feed. My, y'all ARE easily distracted. :)

From SoundCloud: Tech News Headlines 2 http://bit.ly/Z7IuMc

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 56: Tech News Headlines #2. Yes I tried to make ill-informed comments based on The Next Web headlines.

http://phoneboy.com/4738/phoneboy-speaks-ep-56-tech-news-headlines-2

Morning ADN! Feeling migrainy.

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 56: Tech News Headlines #2 http://bit.ly/YnlPpg

Day quickly went from meh to fuck me. Hopefully your day went better.

I shot first, bitches. Whatcha gonna do about it? #starwarsmonday