Daylight Saving Time, our bi-annual reminder who is really in charge.
Whenever I make a high score on a video game, I still use the initials DAM. Yes, I am still 12.
Why is everyone telling me to donate to the Red Cross through them? Seems scammy to me.
My last Twitter crosspost from #felix went out on the wrong account. Unfortunately it was a corporate account. That was embarrassing.
Glad I got the lawn mowed today. Didn't quite get everything put away before the heavens opened up, though.
Time to bring out Ye Olde Drive-in Intermission against Daylight Saving Time http://buff.ly/WjviTo
Well-organized governments tend to enjoy well-organized parades, followed by well-organized ethnic cleansing. http://buff.ly/RA2QoD
It would have been truly epic had this Chuck Lorre vanity card aired last night: http://buff.ly/QbakDq