PhoneBoy Says

@matigo Awkward urinal moment

@matigo Apparently.

If it weren't for the carpet in the elevator, I wouldn't know what day it is.

I've been asked to autograph things and take selfies with people before, but never have I heard someone say "never thought I'd be peeing next to you."

Wheels down VIE. Wait, wasn't I just here?

CDG > VIE on Air France. No Comfort+ seating here.

The one thing this Air France lounge has going for it is I can see my gate from here. Everything else about it is kinda meh.

Gotta love the "random" selection happening both in Seattle and Paris airports. At least Paris was quick and didn't involve fondling.

Wheels down CDG

SEA > CDG in Delta Comfort+. ??