PhoneBoy Says

@JeremyCherfas "The Way I Heard It" might not be much better here.

// @matigo

@matigo You need a different job. :P

@matigo I'm more than willing to test it, if you want the help.

@matigo been there done that. So what are you trying next?

@kdfrawg u cn SCIENZ

// @snrkl

@skematica le sigh

@literary oh no, what happened?

@matigo the "dress code" in this case is somewhat vague and left to agent discretion. The bigger issue was their tone-deaf response on social media.

@matigo nope, 10 year olds wearing leggings. :|

The whole "United denied boarding of a couple of kids on company benefit travel tickets for a dress code violation" issue has turned into a real gong show.