I’m pretty sure all this muscular discomfort I’m currently experiencing is a direct result of eating white bread from Walmart…one time, three weeks ago.
It definitely caused the worst migraine I’ve ever had, which involved some violent retching that resulted in my back seizing. And the days of headaches that followed.
The shoulder…no idea, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t do anything specific to piss it off. But it clearly is.