Air Canada wants to charge extra to reserve a seat--any seat--on their flights now. And I thought United was bad.

"On FedEx vehicle for delivery"

Today is new iPhone day. Unless FedEx decides to keep my phone another day for no fucking reason…

"In Transit" BULLSHIT the package has been sitting in Tacoma for 24 hours just because, FedEx.

@matigo there appear to be several obvious feed accounts that are marked human and have a NiceRank of around 3.

@ronnie @jaminguy

This will be the last night my iPhone 5s will be my daily driver. New iPhone coming tomorrow. [instagram.com]

Das German Riposte

@matigo I've heard similar gimmicks (with clothing) on podcast ads. It's not that far off :P

// @morrick

@matigo Surely someone would sign up for that… :P

// @morrick

Tempted to make my WiFi SSID the middle finger emoji.