PhoneBoy Says

One more cappuccino and then to rejoin the masses in IAD terminal C.

The United Club is a nice break from the rest of the airport. Food wise, though, not so great.: http://instagram.com/p/vVteE9LEZS/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/ZZW8p_eI

After clearing TSA in IAD, there's a United club. My boarding gate is very close. Lucky day!

@matigo my simple pleasure after umpteen hours on airplanes: a shower.

@matigo if by almost home you mean "fly across the United States, then yes.

Wheels down IAD. America, fuck yeah.

Closing down, about to take off from Joberg.

More SAA Cattle Class. Next stop DKR and IAD.: http://instagram.com/p/vTkWSbLEfc/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/k2RTG5eA

About to board the shiny metal tube for IAD via DKR.: http://instagram.com/p/vTgRjVrETq/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/k2RTNBey

I've been freedom fondled three times today. And I'm still in South Africa.