@matigo who said airline frequent flyer programs made any sense

@matigo but people need to learn to ignore some words. Almost none of it is worth giving a fuck about.

That said I need to practice more Zero Fucks Given…

@sumudu

@matigo that doesn't mean I get to fly that many miles, but I can use them to get trips to Japan (but sadly I need like 60,000 miles for that or something…)

@matigo some nerds get butthurt easily. That's the pattern I see. >.<

@sumudu

As a small consolation prize for my flight troubles on Friday, United gave me 6250 MileagePlus miles.

@matigo however it's not entirely inaccurate. This year I have been on both sides of Pacific Time (Sydney and Tel Aviv). My body can barely keep up :P

@laurafisher @charl @bazbt3 @braincutlery

@matigo yeah the rest of my family is sleeping :P

And now we have the shitty part of post-Israel trip jet lag--being wide awake at 5am on a Sunday morning.

@matigo maybe on the third flight when the plane couldn't take off due to a mechanical issue… :P

@matigo I heard "this is your Captain speaking" far too many times yesterday. >.<