Wheels down SEA

Finally will be leaving the Dull Ass.

Waiting for hours in Dulles for a flight to Seattle was not how I planned to spend the 4th of July.

And the gate change announcement with new departure time. Another 90 minutes. Lovely.

One benefit of being delayed and in first class: I can get a drink.: http://instagram.com/p/qDBeSQrEUu/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/ZZW8pW4w

Now they're saying we're going to have to switch planes. Fuck. Me.

"Your 543pm flight to Seattle is delayed due to aircraft maintenance." No shit, United. Still on the ground at IAD.

Still on the ground in Dull Ass. Some sort of maintenance issue, United claims.

United upgraded me out of steerage class for the IAD SEA flight.: http://instagram.com/p/qCynglrEXb/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/ZZW8pW4w