"Your 543pm flight to Seattle is delayed due to aircraft maintenance." No shit, United. Still on the ground at IAD.

Still on the ground in Dull Ass. Some sort of maintenance issue, United claims.

United upgraded me out of steerage class for the IAD SEA flight.: http://instagram.com/p/qCynglrEXb/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/ZZW8pW4w

Looking forward to getting back on the plane so I can sleep…

There's a special place in hell for the folks who decided there should be no TSA PreCheck in Dulles after an international arrival.
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America, fuck yeah!
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I don't want to jinx it but I appear to have a seat next to me open on this 9 hour flight…

Cattle Class to Washington, where I will get on a plane and go to the other Washington…: http://instagram.com/p/qBd9OFrEd4/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/0Jq0ffHC