PhoneBoy Says

To quote the late George Carlin, what the hell am I doing in New Jersey?
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My walk-in closet is bigger than this bathroom. Ah the joys of hotel rooms in New York City…: http://instagram.com/p/qalkbsLEXJ/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/Zct9SjRQ

I chose this Pistachio thing over the Creme Brûlée.: http://instagram.com/p/qag4X5rEeD/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/Zct9SmAH

Dinner: http://instagram.com/p/qaebuPLEZa/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/Zct9Skqx

Is it just me or does the World Cup trophy look like an uncircumcised penis?

Angela Merkel just wet herself.

Gooooooooooooooal #GER!!!!!

Long taxi queue: http://instagram.com/p/qZqXROLEXX/ #instagram http://osm.org/go/Zct0AYM0

Wheels down EWR.

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