PhoneBoy Says

This brings back some serious memories.
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Sprinkler heads dug out. But now my feet itch badly. Should have taken Benadryl before starting that task…

@matigo any other employment prospects to consider?

@matigo it's either that or having your capabilities being actively denied in your existing job.

Work Inbox zero achieved. VPN and Skype off. Mobile email icon hidden. Vacation mode engaged.

We all live in the future it's just not equally distributed

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Sometimes when you live life on the bleeding edge, you get cut.

5 pickup lines inspired by Cosmos [happyplace.someecards.com]. Nope, still not getting any with these.

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