I still can’t get over fucking teenagers having iPhones. A gold one at that.

School Bus. n. A large yellow vehicle that takes your children to school so they can forget their stuff at home and you have to bring it to them at school.

Happy Friday.

@matigo you can with Chimp.

Ars Technica: “Smartphone app for RSA security conference puts users at risk, researchers say” http://bit.ly/1jDs857

Less feeds more people is today's motto.

Goodnight kitty

That moment when you've clearly failed as a parent.

My Fukitol has worn off. I need something stronger.