Apparently adding Twitter Cards support for phoneboy.com wasn't difficult. So I did.

What's this with people changing account names or just using different accounts entirely? Am I not a cool kid for cashing in on this trend somehow?

Starbucks should have a larger variety of music playing in their stores. I hear the same songs. Every. Fucking. Day.

When did my life become generating a series of PPT and DOC files?

Clearly I need to go to bed.

I can't spell VW but I've got a Porsche.

This band wins for playing the most recognizable songs.

Where's Charlie Brown? They're playing his song!

They're playing that funky music, white boy.

Now that Jazz band sounded much better.