The Drive In will never die.

I just heard an ad from McDonalds encouraging me to "think with my mouth." Isn't that part of our problem?

I can't remember the last time I slept in until 10am.

2am. Stomach is growling at me.

Taco Bell: feeding drunk, hungry people since, well, at least since I was in college :)

I'm up way too late.

#youmightbeatechdouchebagif you are never more than 5 feet from a phone charger.

#youmightbeatechdouchebagif you keep the iOS App Store icon on your home screen so you can download app updates immediately.

Heaven sent the promised land
Looks alright from where I stand
Cause I'm the man on the outside looking in