One year ago I was on the outside looking into ADN.

And yes, if y'all haven't figured it out, I'm a tech douchebag.
I make no apologies for it, either.

City streets don't have much pity
When you're down that's where you stay

It's hard to pick just one ADN client to use.

Seattle banning use of "citizen" and "brown bag," favoring "shitizen" and "shit bag." http://rxg.butt.org

Hey Starbucks, way to email me about my free drink AFTER I redeemed it.

Nice to see Orbit launch, but Filez does so much more.

When writing to executives, briefer is better.
I guess all the time I've spent on Twitter is good for something.

Seriously women, we love you without makeup.