It's too far fetched for The Onion.

The Internet is just angry.

Perv Appliance [www.youtube.com]. There's probably one in your neighborhood.

Today's #audiomo Challenge: Aeropress
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So the cup of coffee I made last night on the Aeropress? Still tastes good the next morning. #winning

Yes, I'm drinking coffee at midnight.
Because I couldn't wait until tomorrow.

Narrato versus Ohai.
Not sure which will win out in the end.

Desktop as a Service.
Um…