I am in your network sniffing your packets.

Yes, I just said shitizens. Because that's how our governments treat us.

Shit, If I'm going to pay $85 for TSA Pre Check, I'll pay $100 for Global Entry.

Today's #audiomo Challenge: They're Back
chimp.li/a/8094148

Family is back from their road trip to points south.
House sounds normal again.

How do I know the power's back on at my house?
My firewall is answering HTTPS requests again :)

I Used To Support This [phoneboy.info]
When I first started supporting Check Point FireWall-1--which is what the product was back in 1996, this is what the User Interface looked …

I swear I think Starbucks does their Treat Receipt promotion to clear out their supply of Grande cups.
http://osm.org/go/WIWyNP~j

Computers are sucking my will to live today.