Don't tape my junk.

From SoundCloud: Social Networking in the 17th Century http://bit.ly/139hAGQ

You hang around Starbucks enough, they start giving you stuff for free. Without redeeming stars :)

It's increasingly clear we need more Shitizen Media. #noagenda

Attempting to rationalize disparate proposals into a sort of template.
Eventually I'm going to have to write one of these myself.

How you know you're an adult: you're actually excited when you get new clothes.

The abortion and gay marriage wins are our consolation prices for losing the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendment.