Don't tape my junk.
You hang around Starbucks enough, they start giving you stuff for free. Without redeeming stars :)
Attempting to rationalize disparate proposals into a sort of template.
Eventually I'm going to have to write one of these myself.
How you know you're an adult: you're actually excited when you get new clothes.
The abortion and gay marriage wins are our consolation prices for losing the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendment.
PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 191: Social Networking in the 17th Century http://phoneboy.com/5400/phoneboy-speaks-ep-191-social-networking-in-the-17th-century
From SoundCloud: Home IT, Work Edition http://soundcloud.com/phoneboyspeaks/home-it-work-edition