From SoundCloud: Social Networking in the 17th Century http://bit.ly/139hAGQ

You hang around Starbucks enough, they start giving you stuff for free. Without redeeming stars :)

It's increasingly clear we need more Shitizen Media. #noagenda

Attempting to rationalize disparate proposals into a sort of template.
Eventually I'm going to have to write one of these myself.

How you know you're an adult: you're actually excited when you get new clothes.

The abortion and gay marriage wins are our consolation prices for losing the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendment.

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!