Don't crash your truck into a bridge. Excellent advice, Gov. Inslee. #noshitsherlock

In fact I think my kids hate me because I actually use Parental Controls and am pissed they're not good enough most of the time.

A purse? Seriously?

Morgan Freeman, aka Easy Reader for President

Why are we repeating rumors on iOS 7? We're going to have facts in two weeks or so.

Y'all aren't chatty enough this morning :)

Maybe I should trade in my iPad 2 and get a mini.

Challenger. I remember the jokes in school. NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Clearly I didn't scroll back far enough in my ADN timeline this morning.