Surely if I actually saw the Verizon bill for my work phone, someone would be getting hurt.

I still want summer back.

AT&T invents a new bullshit fee to bring in more money. Because, you know, they don't make enough as it is.

Maybe I'll be awake before Thing 1 and 2 get up.

Friday. Happy optional.

Acquiring coffee

Fembot in a Wet at-Tshirt

Ok folks think I'm well past bedtime.

Installing Adobe Flash. How quaint.

Earthquake in California, Earthquake off the coast of Russia. Must be dueling HAARP arrays. #noagenda