Willfully ignorant people never admit it.

Oh wait I work at home. So much for that excuse.

I was gonna go to work, but I got high.

If you told me that I'd be drinking coffee without creme or sugar one day, I'd tell you you we're fucking high.

None of you are getting my obscure 80s science fiction references.

The real world suggests Bryce is more like the UK version of Max Headroom than the US version.

Need to figure out how to become a blank like Reg.

On the plus side, rather than one Big Time TV network, there are a million of them.

Kinect on Xbox One. Thinking the future isn't twenty minutes away like it used to be.

Way to kill the market for used games, Microsoft.